Hiding Your Car Won’t Help

Peanut buttar, frosting, and "balloons"

This senseless act of vandalism is a wedding tradition. I am sure when George Washington was married they did the same thing to his horse and carriage. And it doesn’t help if you try and hide your car – I have seen people divide up and scour the neighborhoods looking for the wedding vehicle.

I remember from personal experience the difficulty of driving a car that has been decorated – unfortunately for me I have a lot of brothers, sisters, and cousins who didn’t plan to work together so they all brought enough destructive power for 4 cars. Cream cheese frosting is the worst!

And although I have since forgiven my family – it took about an hour to get the car clean enough just to drive – I still am reminded of that day each time I see a decorated car after a wedding. And consider yourselves lucky that it is only this bad – it could be worse.

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